"Alties Will Be Alties" - Winston Churchill


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Fri, 2008-05-23 04:20 | by Carles

I wonder if there is a world record for 'Most People Wearing Kanye West Glasses in 1 Party Pic.' Plz be on the lookout for this Holy Grail of pictures, because I'm sure it involves 5+ alt bros and 5+ mainstreamer girls pretending to be alt for the night.

I also learned from a Bay Area Style Blog that these glasses are called SHUTTER SHADES. Should I stop calling them 'Kanye West Glasses'? Should I just call them 'Cum in the Eye Protectors'?

I really need to buy a pair soon for when I have to go to an 'Ironic 00s Era Party' in 10 years. I hope it is as fun as today's 80s parties. Hopefully mainstreamers will still get to go to American Apparel to find their wardrobe for throwback-themed parties in the coming decades.

Love yall!

[Pic by Nicky Digital]