WANTED: A look that takes your enigmatic creepiness to the next level.

While DJs often opt for the mask that conceals their entire face, the panty-hose-over-your-head mask might be the future. For this particular bro, I would [HIGHLY REC] buying a black American Apparel hoodie to complete the look.

Partying is a gateway towards petty crime.

Do you steal stuff?
Do you consider it 'stealing' if the products you stole are worth less than $20?
R u a good person?

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