Thu, 2008-08-14 01:09 | by Carles

Hints:
- He has zany music videos in front of blue screens (before MGMT did it)
- He usually just pretends to play music on stage while bellowing into a microphone with a bunch of FX
- He looks sort of like a child predator with a free-spirited personal brand, as opposed to a 'down to business' person brand.
- He often plays to crowds of entry-level alts as they stand around his table, shimmying and shaking to the sounds of his post-electronic music.
- He is bald.
- He was offered the opportunity to go on the Subway diet, but he turned it down in order to stay authentic--he uses his image & body as a thinkpiece to represent 'the collective health of Americans in the fast food era.'
WHO IS IT?
THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST GETS A $50 GIFT CARD TO THE CHILI'S OUTLET OF YOUR CHOICE.
[Photo by Neon Sleep]
Been on n e effective diets lately?


Don't starve yalls selves.





