NAME THAT ALT CELEB LOOKALIKE


Hints:

  • He has zany music videos in front of blue screens (before MGMT did it)
  • He usually just pretends to play music on stage while bellowing into a microphone with a bunch of FX
  • He looks sort of like a child predator with a free-spirited personal brand, as opposed to a 'down to business' person brand.
  • He often plays to crowds of entry-level alts as they stand around his table, shimmying and shaking to the sounds of his post-electronic music.
  • He is bald.
  • He was offered the opportunity to go on the Subway diet, but he turned it down in order to stay authentic--he uses his image & body as a thinkpiece to represent 'the collective health of Americans in the fast food era.'

WHO IS IT?
THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST GETS A $50 GIFT CARD TO THE CHILI'S OUTLET OF YOUR CHOICE.

[Photo by Neon Sleep]

Been on n e effective diets lately?



Don't starve yalls selves.