ALTBRO or ALTBAG is an HRO gimmick where I find pix of alternative males. Readers then must decide if the person pictured is an altBro or an altBag.

Please justify your answer in order to be mailed your $5 Chili's gift card.

For example: "He is an altBro because he has a gymbag full of miscellaneous alternative g00dies and his palestinian scarf.  And also his sunglassies."
or "He is an altBag because of his progressive bowlcut + postAltBro humble loafers."

[Photo by Plastic Choko]

What do yall think he is?  Kinda leaning towards _____. h8 being 'undecided.'