Ever since the Hipster Olympics meme died, I've just been searching for an embeddable video that accurately reflected the current alternative zeitgeist in trendsetting major metropolitan arts communities. Most of the time these videos are made by 'mainstreamers who go to film school who are releasing their inner-angst for not having an authentic personal brand which would give them credibility within their Film Criticism Class.' H8 when these mainstreamers get their mainstream/aging GenXer friends to play 'hipsterz' in these videos.

/// Just want something that I am allowed 2 identify with, bc it 'holds a mirror up 2 me' and reflects who I really am.

XX BONUS MARKETING GIMMICK FROM 2K7 XX

This video reminds me of the glory days of 2k7. Back when masked DJs were a gimmickable gimmick, and the world's ears were hungry for bangers. I haven't even heard a banger in 10 blog years. Will the world still want 2 'party' as hard as the people in this video in 2k9?
Will 'alt celebs' be 'celebs' in 2k9?
Will Uffie pour booze on my passed out, masked body in 2k9?

/// 2k9: Suddenly Every Thing Has Changed