As yall know, I am a huge fan of the alternative alcoholic beverage Pabst Blue Ribbon, and instead of owning a car, I own a 'fixie' a.k.a. fixed gear bike. I need more brand+product MASHUPS 2 take my personal brand 2 the next level. Think this might be another 'marketing ploy' by the PBR 'unintentional' marketing team [via brands that are adopted for no good reason by privileged 'subcultures'].

Not sure if it would be possible to create a more authentic vehicle. Possibly a Sparks Prius, or something like that. Or maybe a 'Scion Scion' that travels the world sponsoring alternative events. Miss the days when people would travel to music festivals in altMobiles. Or the Crystal Castles Mobile.

Think this bicycle might be the alt version of Oscar Meyer's Weiner mobile.

Or possibly a Red Bull MiniCooper

or a Best Buy Geek Squad car.

Or a NASCAR car

I just want to cruise in a branded vehicle. Might make a 'macbook prius' or a 'blog hummer' or a 'Lil Miss Sunshine volkswagen.' Can yall think of any other branded vehicles?

If you could die on a fixed gear bike [via no brakes] what brand would u want representing U?
Is the PBR fixie the most authentic vehicle on the planet?