Photo by the cobrasnake

What would u do if ur bro started 2 chill around town bare naked, except for a kute lil shuttershades necklace?
a) have an 'intervention' with him about his personal branding choices
b) take him on an am Appy shopping spree
c) take him to JC Penny's so he can buy a chill bro blazer
d) encourage him to 'become a mainstreamer' so he can wear cargo shorts, Hollister shirts, Old Navy flag tees, etc.
e) distance yourself from 'bro status' with him
f) 'roll with him' so that u can get attention by 'knowing him.'
g) craft a pair of shuttershades for ur peen head
h) tell him about a kewl new band called 'the jousteeces.'
i) travel with him to the woods, listen to the Grizzly Animal Bear Collective, and spend a nite talking about existentialism/societal norms
j) Try to make a viral vid with him while he walks down a busy street naked in Paris, France.
k) become 'bi'/'homosexual'
l) try to compare 'cock sizes'
m) start a blog with pix of him and hope u 'go viral'/'get a book deal'
n) get a job at McDonalds to get u more 'in touch' with 'real ppl'
o) 'murder' him
p) Go up behind him, and yell 'YALL GOT RUNOFF'D, mother effers!'
q) Choose.Your.Own.Response

Feel embarrassed about my current situation. Like my bro is 'losing his f*cking mind.' Think it might be part of 'growing older' or something, and wanting 2 stay young forever [via Peter Pan {subVia Michael Jacksons}]. Think he is trying to be innovative or something. Feel bad if his lil necklaces represent a minimemorial 4 a 'fallen altbro' or something.

Sorta miss the days when shuttershades were still 'relevant' and 'only kewl people' were wearing them. h8 tween proliferation.

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