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Sometimes I wonder how many more opportunities I will have to chill hard with my bros. It seems like something inside of me 'wants to settle down with a woman and own her', but that type of commitment requires 'moving on with my life' and leaving bro chill sessions behind. It seems like people don't realize that weddings are not just a celebration of the union of man and woman, but also a 'going away party' for your Quality Bro Time. Your bros have always been there for you, and you have probably had more fun/better conversations with your bros than you will ever have with your mate.  But it's time to 'move on' from being 'just another bro.'  It's time to be a married bro and start a family.

Groomsmen photos seem to authentically capture the last moments of 'bro.'

Bros seem excited to 'go to weddings for their bros.'  It's like 'we can't believe we are growing up, becoming men, working at Insurance Agencies.'  Groomsmen might be The Ultimate Bros, because it is the last opportunity to 'be a bro to your bro.' After all the awkward moments where you want to share life/tell a bro how much he means to you, bros are finally given the opportunity to 'be there' for their bro   It seems like women are 'genuinely happy for eachother' when a female friend gets married. I think that women 'honestly believe that every1 else has a better life than them', so they are sorta jealous to see one of their friend symbolically 'moving on.'

I just want my wedding to be a celebration for me and my bros. I want to take plenty of pictures, since it might be the last time that we 'look good/young' on camera. Sad that 'this is the end.'

Just want the wedding-goers to realize that me and my bro-clan is a group of 'very interesting people.' We are not like traditional groups of men, we are light-hearted, silly, and compassionate. Sorta want to post my groomsmen photos on facebook, and then make a comment saying 'Damn. We look good.' or something like that, then see my bros chime in with references to zany comedies.

We look good in our suits, and we might wear 'sweet ass sunglasses.'

It seems like this is our last chance to 'look good', before we get older, fatter, balder, less in touch with 'what we think is kewl.'

Just need to take one last great picture with my groomsmen. One image that showcases who we are as a group of bros. Need to let every1 know that we are 'a lil bit zany.' We need old people to see our youth, see our bond, and sorta get jealous + sad about dying.

'I'll never forget that one time in high school/college.' -a pack of bros

This this picture was taken on a bridge to represent some sort of metaphor for 'a bridge connecting the past to the future.' In the past we were bros, but in the future, we shall be husbands and fathers. We will have more responsibilities than ever, and our lives' will no longer belong to us. This is the last moment of bro.

I sorta hope I am able to 'stay in touch' with my bros. It seems like some ppl expect to 'still have friendships' when u get married, but they don't realize marriage doesn't really allow for that. U are dedicated to taking care of some1's insecurities, and possibly helping them coordinate their meal schedule.

I feel sad that one day I will lose my bros, but I hope it is 4 'the right gal.' Wish I had taken advantage of my 'glory days', back when every night was a chill bro session. It seems like on my wedding day, I might start to think that I am a homosexual, because I will have so many emotions about my bros being there for me. I will probably cry a lil bit, and my bride/wife will think it is for her, but it will actually be because

But srsly yall... should my group of groomsmen bros wear Converses?

Or should we chill in Vans?

Afraid of being a late-20s alt, and feeling 'pressured' to do mainstream things like get married/start a family/buy an economical car.

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