R u having trouble coming up with an authentic costume that will show that u have an authentic prsnl brnd?

IDEA #1: The Girl Who Squirt Spaghettios out of her Vagina as performance art

Seems like all u need are some leggings + a can of spaghettios + a super tight vagina, and u can go around all nite, squirting that shit out, saying "I'm an artist, yall."

IDEA #2 Ernest Greene [via Washed Out]

Just get a tanktop, write 'CHILLWAVE' on it, and vibe around all night. Wear some sunglasses, let ppl know ur riding chillwaves.

IDEA #3 Alice Glass

Looks like u just need a skirt, a plain tshirt, some white makeup, a keut jacket, and possibly 'get really effed up' [via whiskey/vodka], and go around yelling random ass shit.

Worried it might get a lil bit self-destructive if u 'do it right.'

IDEA #4 The Other dude in Crystal Castles (Ethan Kath)

You need a hoodie + some sambas, and u cover ur face up. Don't let people know who you are. Bring a microkorg, and just say 'bleep bloop, yall' all nite. Might be a good idea for an Ethan + Alice couples costume.

IDEA #5: UnChill AZN Bro

Seems like all u need is a 'curtain' or a 'blanket.' Just get some scissors, cut that shit up. Paint ur face, and be as unchill as possible. Ruin a few parties. Get kicked out. Be totally unchill.

Idea #6 WAVVES

Just get a swoopy bang, then smoke dank until ur paralyzed and stay in watching TV. Tweet a bunch of times abt how ur watching TV and that ur high.

Idea #7 Best Coast

Cut ur bangs, wear some sort of tank top + high-waisted jeans, carry around a guitar, smoke tons of dank.

Also if u have a cat, u should spray paint him 'orange' and bring him with u. Write SNACKS on him.
Not sure if u need 2 get 'breast implants' [via being baffled by this google image search picture]


Idea #8: Ezra Koenig of Vampire Weekend

Wear something 'preppie' and bring a guitar, and say 'I'm in Vampy Weeks, yall!' People will probs get pissed @ u for ur costume being 'too simple' if ur already rich.

Idea #9 Avey Tare

Wear a Crocodile mask, say ur all sad, and that u released an album, and that u r the #1 member of the Animal Collectives. Glad

Note: Seems 'uncool' to be Panda Bear this year.

Idea #10 - Twin Shadow

Would be totally alt to go dressed as Twin Shadow in the 'Slow' video. Looks like u just need denim + a cool haircut + keep eyeball fucking every1.

Idea #11 - Jack Donoghue from Salem

I think u just need a tanktop of some ironic sports team, dye ur hair blonde but let ur roots grow, and just sort of vibe out. Maybe wear a sign that says 'Just cuz I'm a rape gaze bro doesn't mean I'm gonna hurt u--it's just a bloggable genre... Chill every1.'

U can also rap all screwed/crunked, and be like 'whoooa' [via taking drugs]

Do u <3 Salem bros?
Will u look 'too much like an addict?

Idea #12 - Steve Aoki

Seems like u just need a long haired wig, some AZN vibes, some killer sneakers, a bloggable t-shirt, and a bottle of grey goose 2 pour in2 people's mouves all da time. Seems chill, live the DJ lifestyle for a nite.

Idea #13 Members of the XX

Seems like it might be hella alt to be the XX, especially if ur the 1 broad who 'got kicked out', but your base costume just revolves around a 'black turtle neck' + tons of eyeball fucking. Maybe put some smokey eye makeup on so that people know u r eyeball fucking them hard.

U could also just do the bullshit where u wear a black shirt that says 'X' on it with a bro, and make it a couples 'WE ARE THE XX YALL' costume.

Might 'jamie xx' and wear a baseball cap + bring a tap tap drum pad with me to a party.

R u gonna be Oliver or Romy?

Idea #14 - Shannon Gaga

Not sure if there is some sort of 'weight requirement' 2 being this costume/human/meme.
Guess u just have 2 go 2 Sonic or something and ride the monzy sticks wave. Ppl will ask 'r u lady gaga?' and u'll be like 'It's Shannon Gaga, bitches!'

Idea #15 - Carles

Get a shirt on it.
Write that 'I AM CARLES'
see if any1 'gets' u
or if they are mad irrelevant.

Carles = chill?
Carles = lmstrmr?

R u gonna make ur own I AM CARLES shirt?


BONUS COOL DAD IDEA
Robert Smith - The Crystal Castles Frontman

I think this is the new Crystal Castles singer, so seems like he might be chill 2 align ur brand with. Just get a zany wig, tons of hairspray, and get 'dark.' Seems like u might have to 'gain some weight' or stuff a pillow inside of ur shirt.

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Do yall have any other relevant indie celebs / human memes who ur going 2 be for Halloween?
Who is the most relevant alt celebrity costume of 2k10?
Who r u gonna be for halloween?
Do u have any last minute indie costume ideas?

HIPSTER RUNOFF HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST

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http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/halloween

R u gonna win the contest by being 1 of these bros?