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I Am the March Madness Bro
The March Mad Bro
Sitting in my bro cave
With a network of my bros
(We live in a 4 bedroom apartment, but we have the sickest TV, so many of our other bros came over)

They brought their own TVs and laptops
so that we could watch
all of the Madness at once
So many screens
So many sick windows laptops (17 inch screens)
The official laptop of the college brostreamer

Filling out a bracket
Picking 'upsets'
Having strong opinions formulated via ESPN & Yahoo Sports
Arguing with my bro like it is 'life or death'
Like his opinion is 'completely retarded and out of touch'
Gotta go outside and get some air after a heated bro argument
This is what it means to be a March Madness bro

Turning on the TVs
Watching the game
Analyzing NBA prospects
Watching 'sick' buzzerbeaters
Cinderella stories
Mad upsets
Experiencing emotional highs when I 'picked a game correctly'
and the lowest lows when I 'effed up a pick'

Do I really want to be an entry leveler 'at a game'?
No, I might miss some of the action.
The bro cave is the place to be
With all of my bros
Unlimited cheap + premium brewskies
Maybe we'll go on a Jimmy John's run
Maybe we'll make it a Papa John's night
I wonder if both 'Johns' are related

The Madness of March
takes over my inner-bro spirit
And makes life as a bro
more meaningful
More meaningful than the Super Bowl
More meaningful than a Game 7 in the playoffs
More meaningful than our intramural flag football final

March Madbros live 4evr
It feels great to be a March Maddawg bro.

Who will win the Super Bowl of College basketball?
Do bros take sports '2 seriously'?
Are college sports bros 'borderline gheys' via their symbiotic bro dynamics?
Who will make the Final 4?
Why do bros enjoy living together in 3-8 bedroom frat-house style apartments?
Do u <3 or h8 brostreamers?
R u a March Madbro?