After watching hundreds of episodes of '16 and Pregnant'
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be 'Alt and Pregnant'...
Could I really handle the rigors of being a mother
and maintain my alternative credibility?

Could I still party?
Could I still drink?
Could I still smoke?
Could I still go to Coachelly and Southby...
or would my ankles swell up and hurt?

Sometimes I understand that I want more than material things
More than VIP, sponsored experiences
But then at the same time... I want those things 4evr
I want to be able to go on 'sweet benders'
even when I am pregnant
even when I have to take my son to school at 6 am every morning

Part of me wants to 'be young 4evr'
Avoid responsibilities,
but maybe babies will be fun
Maybe I'll learn a lot about myself
maybe I can pass my alt ways
to my unborn

I want to be a parent
I want to be Alt & Pregnant
I want to be a good, Alt Parent
But I also want 2 partie

Can u be alt and pregnant?
Do u have to sacrifice 'good times' and altness' when u have a child?
Do u know an alt who got 'prematurely pregnant' and it ruined her alt life?
Should there be a show on MTV/IFC/FUSE about how hard it is 2 be alt and pregnant?
Can you drink and smoke and do MDMA when ur preggers?
If u 'get effed up' while ur preggers, does ur baby 'get effed up 2' [via partying]?