Recently, Kim Kardashian broke up with Kris Humphries. Recently, Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore got divorced. It seems like all relationships are ending, which is why no1 is surprised that Deathcab for Cutie frontman Benjamin Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel are 'effing over.' Splitsville. Dunzo. Love WILL NOT keep them 2gether.

Not sure if every1 saw this coming 'from a mile away.' Ben Gibbard's music has admittedly suffered in the Deschanel era. Zooey has become 'obsessed with fame', launching a content farm called Hello Giggles AND a Fox bro-comedy TV series "New Girl." There's no way they had time 2 spend with one another, especially because of the baseball playoffs, which Ben Gibbard enjoys watching. U sorta have to feel bad for the indie bro at Gibbard's heart, but at the same time, u think 'Maybe his songwriting will recover.' I wonder how he feels being in the center of this 'massive celebrity breakup.'

Just two years after tying the knot, Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard have separated, Deschanel's rep confirms to Us Weekly.

"It was mutual and amicable," a source adds. "There was no third party involved."

is this a sad day 4 indie, or will we just get to watch Zooey Deschanel date some1 'more famous' 2 help her career?
Did Ben Gibbard 'look famous' enough 4 Zooey?

Why didn't this work?
Who can we blame?
Can we blame blogs, Lana Del Rey, the death of indie, or the mainstreamification of indie?
Did Zooey Deschanel 'pull a Lana Del Rey' on Ben Gibbard's heart, 'using' his indie cred to piggyback him in2 mainstream markets?
Do u think Ben Gibbard's life feels like the crappy indie film '500 Days of Summer'?

Was this doomed from the start?
Was Zooey D 'more in2' husky Ben Gibbard, and now that he is skinnie, she doesn't vibe?

Did Zooey Deschanel just do this to promote She & Him's Christmas albums?
Will Ben Gibbard start going on 'pizza and beer benders' again? [link]
Who do u blame?
R u on #TeamBen or #TeamZooey?
Will Zooey continue 2 get 'more famous'?
Will DCFC rediscover their vintage sounds of sad vibes?
Did u 'see this coming from the start'?
R u sad abt this?
Were they 'in it 4 the right reasons'?
R u sad?
Why was this relaish doomed?
Is this good 4 their careers?
Were they ever an alt couple, or a mindie/mainstream couple?

Which alternative celebrity couple is next 2 breakup?