Congrats 2 #JimmyJangler! U jimmy jangled ur way straight into the hearts of HIPSTER RUNOFF readers in the Vally's Day Contest! More winners coming soon maybe! Yay! #Evry1isAWinner, if u rlly think abt it.

'Give the Gift of Carles' to the person who u authentically <3.
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Order before Saturday Feb 11 at 1 PM EST, and u will get GUARANTEED Feb 14 delivery for USA orders.

LIMITED EDISH Red Vallytine's Day Shirt!

U look good, bb! Do u wanna go on a romantic date to Olive Garden with me? Maybe we can start a relevant buzzband and travel around the world 2gether.

Hey! Is that the winner of the Halloween Contest, Vampire Weekend At Bernie's Bro?

Do u want to go to Olive Garden on Valentine's Day?

We can share some salad and breadsticks.
#unlimited
I won't judge u if u 'pig out'
Because I truly <3 u

I waited, and waited.
Why didn't u meet me there?

In that moment, I was more alone than evr on #VallysDay
I regretted eating that creamy alfredo sauce chicken parm lasagna calzone create-ur-own pasta
I paid 4 it all night [via the bathroom]

Where were u?

Did u go to Red Lobster instead?
Maybe we should have gone to a combination Red Lobster/Olive Garden
Love is about compromise.

I had even stopped at WalMart to buy you a Russell Stover's box of Chocolates

Forrest Gump once said that Life is Like a Box Of Chocolates
Because u never know when ur d8 is going to #CyberBully and #SlutShame U

Are we 'Just Friends'?

I'm Hornie.

Tonight, all I have is my own dark horniness and a box of Russell Stover's Chocolates

I have never felt more alone on Valentine's Day.

Bless U, #jimmyjangler

Who do u want 2 be ur Vallytine?

The Classic Blue shirt is 'also available'

Run, Carles, Run.

Miss u BB... Where did u go?!?!

'Give the Gift of Carles' to the person who u authentically <3.
http://www.iamcarles.com
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http://www.iamcarles.com
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Order by Saturday 1 PM EST for GUARANTEED VALLYS DAY DELIVERY IN THE USA.

Plz send me a pic of ur shirt if u go on a romantic d8 on Valentine's Day.

Who else won ur <3 in the contest?

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