Crazy Lady removes Michael Jackson's body from grave, turns corpse into statue


It has been 1 year since Michael Jackson died, and twitter got all sad, then every1 was like 'we loved him, always thought he was #1 and was never weird' and then they re-purchased his albums. Not sure what his legacy is gonna be. Guess it's gonna be 'positive', even though he did some 'really scary' stuff [via allegation].

Anyways, this lady seems like she is a 'huge fan' and decided to remove Michael Jackson's body from his grave and convert him into statue format. In statue format, more people can come visit his body and look at him, as opposed to just visiting a grave. In addition, you can probably build a sweet theme park with roller coasters and other fun rides/shows/entertainment. Hopefully when I die, I can have a network of friends and family who know what to do to monetize my body.

Not sure if Michael Jackson rode chillwaves, or if he helped out the indie/chillwave movements. Sorta resented him for not even tweeting about a good indie buzzband or anything. Seemed obsessed with himself, and 'having sleep overs' with little boys.

Here's a pic of me visiting Michael Jackson's cadaver statue.

Are yall gonna visit MJ's statue?
Is MJ more talented than Prince?
Have yall ever removed a body from a grave?
Are all 'wax statues' made from real human bodies?
What's the weirdest thing u have ever done with a corpse?