Look at this effing dude with zany facial piercings, horns in his head, and face tats. Not sure what he did, but he went to jail and had a mugshot taken of his 'funny faced ass' so that people on the internet could laugh at him, and say 'look at that effing hipster.' Not sure if he's a hipster or just some 'lost alt' who ended up getting horns surgically implanted in his head.

A Tulsa man has bonded out of jail after he was arrested early Wednesday morning on a complaint of assault with a dangerous weapon. He seems 'too alt' for eyebrows and had some custom ones tatted on.

Tulsa Police say 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill tried to run down his landlord in his '96 Ford Windstar van Tuesday evening in the 1200 block of South Delaware Place.

Might buy a Ford Windstar and use it as a weapon

Not sure how I feel about the mini-van brand of the Ford Windstar. Feel like it was the sort of mini-van that ultra-middle-middle classers bought when they couldn't afford a suburban but had more than 2.5 kids. Just trying 2 keep the monthly payment down.

Wish this bro could go to an alternative rehab clinic, and learn how to be 'chilled out' on indie tunes.

Thornhill's mother told police she and her neighbor, who is Jesse Thornhill's landlord, "had been having problems with her son."

Wonder if his mom regrets giving him the Windstar. Maybe if she bought him a sweeter, sportier car, he would have treated it with more respect. Maybe even just a Mustang/Civic. He probably felt mad embarassed in a Windstar, and just wanted to kill himself.

Honestly feel scared of this bro. He seems to have carved the skin on the side of his face into a zany design. Worried he will get the internet one day and find out that he 'went viral' and come after any1 who laughed at how zany he looked.

Do u think this bro is chill?
Do u think he was pissed about driving a Windstar?
What's ur take on the Ford Windstar Brand? Is the Toyota Previa the most authentic minivan brand?
Do u wanna get horns in ur head?
R u hornie?
Does n e 1 know a cosmetic surgeon who can put horns into my skull, or can I take some sort of pill 2 grow them?
Are mug shot memes sweet when the convict is alt/zany/on meth?
Do u think this bro will get his life together, or will he be lucky if he gets to work at Best Buy (NOTE: He would have to wear a turtleneck every day).