We were just trying to watch a chill ass show
Relevant buzzband
that we booked in a super secret chill space
only a collection of the city's most alt bros
high level get together
not an electro rager.

First, u show up with neon paint on ur face
ur not a neon indian
ur an unchill neon azn
ruining the vibes, letting people know ur in the room
via ur intense personal brand

Why did u steal the microphone from the buzzband?
What r u trying to prove?
We all wanted 2 see the band
make sure that we could blog and tweet about them
to give them organic buzz
b4 they go mainstream

Not chill, bro
U always do this.
srsly getting super tired of it
U don't understand that life isn't an electro rager
it's a series of chillwaves

Why r u doing that?
Just because u r basically pantless, doesn't mean every1 has to be pantsless

not every1 has to have ur personal brand
it would be impossible

U really just ruin chill vibes all the effing time
Why do u do it?
Really want 2 know what ur trying 2 prove
Wanna ride chillwaves so bad
but then u just do what u do

Why do u look so satisfied?

Thnx 4 ruining the chill vibes again.
The buzzband got pissed and stormed out
promising never to play our scene again
Their career is probs over, since we won't be able to buzz them

2nite a lot of things went wrong
and everything woulda been okay if u had just chilled
h8 u Unchill AZN Bro