Coldplay is 'one of the biggest bands in the entire world' because they make approachable positive rock n roll + piano songs that all sound the same. They have a thriving fan base of 'confused tweens who are searching for alt', along with a strong group of middle aged people who want to 'feel cool' by liking what they perceive is a 'buzzband that they've been there 4 since the beginning.

It seems like some bro 'pimped out' his car, getting a 'bad ass' Coldplay decal, a custom License Plate Frame that says "I Love Chris Martin", and went ahead and sealed the deal with a customized license plate that says "CRS MRTN", an abbreviated version of the lead singer's full name. Seems like a chill bro who just wants to be inspired by 'rock bands.'

R u surprised this bro lives in California? Do u think he is a UK transplant?
R u worried about this bro?
Do u think whoever owns this car 'masturbates frequently' to Chris Martin?

Has a Coldplay song ever inspired u 2 be a better person/fall in <3?
Is Coldplay the ultimate 'white person' rock band of all time?
Will the Arcade Fire 'leapfrog' Coldplay in the 2k10s, building a new 'honky' aesthetic?
Can u guarantee that the person who owns this car is a 'huge tool'?

Should I buy a Nissan Sentra? Is it sort of like the 'alt' version of a Prius?

Do u hope ur mom gives u her used Nissan Altima when u turn 16?

R u gonna pimp out ur car to show allegiance to an indie buzzband?
a) Neon Indian decal + "ACID W U" plates
b) AnCo decal + "ANCO" plates
c) XX decal + "ROMY OLI" plates
d) Grizzly Bear Decal + "EDro" plates
e) Panda Bear decal + Pissing on Avey decal + "NOAH LNNX" plates
f) Best Coast virgin mary decal + garfield antenna ball + Bob Marley bumper sticker + 'legalize dank' sticker + "POCAHAUNTED" plates

What combo would u go with?