It was the summer of 2k10. That's when me and my fam started arguing a lot. I'd stay out to late partying, raving, and giving oral sex to my bffs on my parent's front porch. Needless to say, things didn't end well. My parents told me I had to stop going to raves, after a few of my friends died in Los Angeles/Germany. I was hella bummed because they didn't understand that I kept myself super hydrated when I dropped E. Always had a 'babysitter'/designated bro.

N e ways... We had a huge fight and I got kicked out of the house. It didn't help that I told them I didn't want to go to community college. They told me it was a 'stepping stone', and eventually I'd transfer to UCLA or USC, but those schools are for mainstream bros. I just wanna get a job working in 'the industry.' Not sure which 'the industry' i want to work in, but probably one with a 'party' lifestyle.

But as for now, I'm effing young. My whole life is ahead of me. I really just want to spend some time forging meaningful relationships with other people who are young, who are searching 4 the same things that I am.

We don't need a 'home.'
We don't need parents & 'direction.'
There are so many sponsored events these days, we can just camp out outside of them, waiting to get free 'gear', 'food', and 'alcohol.' All we have to do is look 'moderately alt' and we can hit up any free event from LA to NYC, from Miami to Burning the Man, from Chicago to Indio, from Bonnarooville to the City Limits of Austin.

It feels good to be young, living off Vitamin Water and a sweet Subway diet [via Jared].
I feel like I finally have a family. Reading 1 another bed time stories. There's no such thing as 'day' or 'night.' We are truly free.

One time I saw my parents' minivan drive by. I wonder if they're even looking for me. I hope not, because for the first time, I finally feel like I am part of something. Being a homeless alt enables me to live a truly on-the-go lifestyle (usually advertised by trendy mobile phones) where I am [literally] on the ground floor of relevant events across the country. Lucrative sponsorship deals enable alts like me to eat for free. In addition, u can find a lot of bread + bologna in Subway dumpsters.

Have u ever been a homeless alt?
Do u exploit free food/alcohol at relevant sponsored alt events?
Will herds of homeless alts ruin 'free' events by hoarding all of the 'goodies'?
Have u seen great results on the Subway diet?
What's ur fave $5 footlong?