Gddmmt son
Just wanted u to fix my goddamn Macbook
But u had to go and drop my goddamn macbook
U son of a bitch
(divorced ur mother when u were 5)

U seem to have mad computer skills
but wish u hadn't 'punked me'
just to 'go viral'
on an internet full of Mac users

inspiring them to ponder
"What if I dropped my Macbook--would I be able 2 live?'
"Would I be hella pissed?"

Feel like this dad shoulda been more 'abusive' of his son
From infancy to puberty to post-tween to gross teen years
Instead of encouraging him 2 pursue computer sciences
Maybe shoulda made him play youth sports
really being psychologically abusive after he had a 'bad game'

U shouldn't 'be bros' with ur son
That's the trouble with being a cool dad
U don't command respect
Ur son just thinks he can 'be boyz' with u,
broing down on demand.

Laughing with ur dad
Making him look like a 'jack ass'
just 2 go viral
tagging the video "EPIC DAD FAIL LULZ MACBOOK"

Should this dad severely punish his son?
Have u ever dropped ur Macbook?
Can u repair a broken Macbook screen?
Are cool dads too chill 2 command respect?
Should cool dads be more authoritarian just to make sure every1 knows who is paying the bills, planting seeds in wombs, and being 'the fucking boss'?