I'm Jared Fucking Leto
and I'm a fucking alt G-d
Eff h8rs
Eff lamestreamers

So many cheesy ass rock stars 'crowd surf'
When I go out on a crowd,
I walk all over those bitches
cuz I own them & they worship me

While normal buzzbands can only 'crowdsurf', Jared Leto parts the seas or, opts to walk on crowds [via walking on water]

They reach to grab me
like I cure cancer when u touch me

Even sometimes do a metaphorical 'crucifixion'
just to prove that I would die/rock 4 ur sins

This is my biological brother
He's my drummer (He's alt, too)

This is my congregation
I am a community leader
I inspire kids all across the world
I understand their problems and offer them hope [via alt rock music]

I'm Jared Leto
and I'm an Alt God

Srsly though.
Only God could be captured with a digital camera
in a picture like this 1

Really feel like I am the Sun, the Moon, and the Stars
Turn water in2 wine
Solve global conflict
promote peace and chillity
and cure kids who can't walk [via Forrest Gump]

Is Jared Leto the ultimate alt God?
Is there nothing that Jared Leto can't do?
When u were going thru difficult alternative times in ur life, was it Jared Leto who was carrying u? [via footprints]
Do u believe in JarBro?