On May 14, 2009, the popular celeb gossip homosexual blog "Perez Hilton" posted a picture of Kelly Osbourne. He did not highlight Kelly. Instead, he focused on some AZN in a very tight onesie/jumpsuit. He drew arrows pointing to the AZN. The blogger wrote

Uhmmm….

Where the hell did Kelly Osbourne's friend get that outfit???

A male jupmsuit! WTF???

We need one right now! Ha!

Where can we get one????

Osbourne, her pal, and her bf were spotted outside LA club Bardot last night.

Not even joking! Must. Have. Jumpsuit.

Always thought the ALT REPORT had invented the UnChill AZN Bro
But it seems like
unchill vibes
existed long before
the very first Unchill AZN bro post [link]

Ruining so many chill vibes
4 so long
thought he only ruined my chill vibes

I feel kinda like a buzzband has gone mainstream
except I was 'so stupid'
that the buzzband that I thought was 'underground'
was mnstrm the whole time

Just want a jumpsuit
that shows off my bulge/cock/weiner
Miss the glory days of unchill azn bro
Miss when he belonged 2 me

Really just coming to terms with the fact that people existed b4 I met them
H8 how life works that way
Wish I could have witnessed Unchill AZN bro since he was birthed
witnessing his uncanny ability to ruin chill vibes at any age
in any scenario
against all odds
ruining chill vibes since 19__

Is Perez Hilton more alt than the ALT REPORT?
Do mainstreamers get the difference between 'chill' and 'unchill'?
Is 'chillness' due to heredity or is it a learned trait?
R u tired of Unchill AZN Bro?
Who do yall like more, Kelly Osbourne or Nico?
Who invented Unchill AZN Bro?
Should Unchill AZN Bros mom/dad get credit/blamed for their unchill bro?
Or should bloggers 'take credit' for unchill vibe perpetuation + exposure?

Unchill AZN Bro

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