I know what ur thinking
We're just some high school bros
getting our conceptual / pun-wave costume on
But srsly
we're chill
we're authentic

We're honestly the alt-est guys in out high school
We make good grades
We are very popular and have won multiple student elections
We come from stable, upper-middle class homes

We're able to appreciate the indie sounds of the popular band Vampire Weekend
We h8 pop music and mainstream alt rock
We know there is more 2 life than what is in the_suburbs

We want to be accepted 2 relevant Ivy League Schools in the greater New England / NYC area
But we have strong public safety schools
where we would still be ensured a great education + amazing alumni networking opportunities

We 'killed it' at our talent show

KILLING IT
KILLING IT
CRUSHED

///We're effing a punks, yall
See u on Halloweens
Gotta go to the cafeteria
2 eat some slopp joesies
and 2 finish my AP Calculus homework

Should we include our Vampire Weekend costume .jpg in our college resume?
Do u think they 'get' Vampy Weeks?
Are these bros buzzworthy, or are they just trying to get some Twilight-lovin' pussie?
Would u chill with these bros in high school?
Do u wish they had relevant indie bands when u were in high school?