Passion Pit is a popular indie buzzband who has broken into many mainstream markets, inspiring tons of 'critical backlash' from the blogosphere because the blogosphere just wants buzzbands 2 be authentic 4evr. Some say that Passion Pit is brilliant pop music, while others claim that they represent the mainstreamification of indie music.

It seems like the popular weblog HIPSTER RUNOFF has put the popular buzzband Passion Pit on their 'shit list', continually referring to them as "The Pashy Pits" and branding them as "entry level bleepy bloopy indie rock." Recently, some bro in Passion Pit named Nate Donmoyer did an interview with a college newspaper, and the college paper asked for his analysis on the popular weblog HIPSTER RUNOFF.

What then transpired was a huge 'rant', where Passion Pit basically shits on Carles, the HIPSTER RUNOFF brand, and the ALT REPORT brand:

V: So do you read Hipsterrunoff at all?
ND:: Yes, totally! Carles.

V: It's been just calling Passion Pit out the last four or five months it seems, ripping your ‘buzzband' to pieces with a lot of satire.
ND: I've been a huge fan of his blog for a while now, and to ever be mentioned on it is an honor whether it's positive or negative. The problem is I'm like 99.9 percent sure that it's not just him anymore.

V: Yeah, the writing has really gone downhill.
ND: Yeah, especially, what is it, The Alt Report? I'm 100 percent sure he doesn't write any of those. It's an honor to be slammed in that. It's totally fine with me. We totally take it to heart.

Has the ALT REPORT diluted the HIPSTER RUNOFF brand?
Does Carles write the Alt Report posts?
R u 'pissed' that this college journalist bro was 'critical' of the brilliant content/voice/tone on HIPSTER RUNOFF?
Is it an 'honor' to be 'slammed' on HIPSTER RUNOFF?
Is it an honor for Carles to be 'slammed' by [miscellaneous college newspaper]?
Is Nate Donmoyer a 'chill bro'?

Do all buzzbands read HIPSTER RUNOFF, hoping for a 'glowing review' by Carles?
Do yall like Passion Pit more now that they have confirmed they are all huge 'HRO fans', or does that make u want to stop reading HIPSTER RUNOFF?

It seems like there is some sort of 'huge storm' brewing between Carles, and many of the 2k9-2k14 buzzbands. There is a complex 'love-hate relationship', where you seek the attention of HIPSTER RUNOFF, but at the same time, fear the impact on ur brand if Carles <3/h8s u too much.

Is this 'bigger news' than the time Best Coast told Carles to 'eat a dick'? [link]
Should Carles be a chiller bro with Pashy Pits?
Is "Pashy Pit" a derogatory nickname, or an 'affectionate pet name'?
Are yall on #Team_Carles or #TeamPash?
Is Passion Pit 'right'? Has HIPSTER RUNOFF gone down the shitter?
Is the ALT REPORT written by 'Jeff', an intern from the University of Buzzbands?
Which brand has more lamestreamers 4 fans: HIPSTER RUNOFF or Passion Pit?