Hi Joanna
Long time no meme
Are things good with u?
Ur album came out in 2k10, right?

Toootally forgot abt that 1
but I guess that's bc it wasn't 'radio friendly'
'blog friendly'
'indie music news site friendly'

Kinda isolated ur 'fans'
Didn't really 'pull a Feist'
go mainstream
instead u just played ur harp wave

That's cool
U've got talent
I give u props
But cmon Joanna

I just wanted to vibe out to some sensitive female indie music
that can be remixed by relevant electro DJ producers
Instead u really rode the Renaissance Fair wave
Not sure what ur deal is

Maybe u were trying to build a time machine or something

I guess posing on Gorilla Vs Bear was a good idea or something
Maybe get 'authentic indie bro fans' back on ur side
but maybe u shoulda shown more skin
Rode some slutwaves or something
I don't even know at this point

Guess maybe u can re-emerge in 2 years with a new album
but who knows if ur fan base will still be intact
or if they will have given up
and moved on 2 Feist again

Oh Joanna...
I miss ur memes
and ur unbloggable music
but ur kinda keut
so I guess ur still bloggable
Guess there are some definite 'pluses' 2 being a keut female in indie music

Do yall miss Joanna Newsom?
Is her career 'revived' after these GVB polaroids?
Did Joanna Newsom release the most forgettable album of 2k10?
R u on #TeamJoJo or #TeamFeist?
Can Joanna Newsom 'come back' and 'get more fans' or is she 'done for'?
Should she 'ditch the harp' and maybe play some synths, or will her album sound as 'terrible' as Sufjan's electro album?

Joanna Newsom

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