Mainstreamer Jack Black tries 2 have rough sex with Yolandi [via Die Antwoord]


Jack Black is a mainstream celeb who used to kinda be alt, but then after Chris Farley died, there was a high demand for a 'fat lil zany man', so Jack Black kinda 'crushed it' and starred in a bunch of kids comedies, dark comedies, and romantic comedies and he has really 'established his market share.

Anyways, Die Antwoord is a zany rap group from South Africa who was a meme, but then they released an album that sucked, and no1 cared about their meme any more, and they are kinda a failure, but will probably just play music festivals + get 'too much coverage' every time they release a music video where Yolandi shows off her titties.

Jack Black seems to have chilled with them backstage at a relevant show. Don't really care about the old ass bro in their band with the prison tats. Seems like he focused on 'getting rough' with Yolandi.

Worried that he is 'pulling her hair' for deviant reasons, like he is all 'I'm famous, u want me, right?' Worried he is gonna try 2 choke her out.

I know Yolandi is 'hot' or whatever, but srsly disturbed...
Hope she is okay....
Wonder if Jackie Blackie took her 2 pound town.

See yall at the school of rocks, yall.

Is Jack Black the right mix of 'alt' and 'mainstream'?
Is he 'trying 2 hard' by being in2 Die Antwoord?
Is Tenacious D a 'terrible product/buzzband'?
Would Jack Black be as funnie if he lost 30-60 lbs?
What is Jack Black's greatest film?
Was it unchill 4 Jack Black 2 try 2 'choke out' Yolandi?
Would u care abt Die Antwoord if Yolandi wasn't a slutwaver?

Die Antwoord

Buzzband

Die Antwoord is some rap group from South Africa that became a popular meme, but then no1 bought their album.

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Yolandi Visser

Alternative Celebrity

Yolandi Visser is a rapper in South African meme rap group Die Antwoord.

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