Pictured: A dirty Projie girl jimmy jangles a tambourine on stage.

Oh Dirty Projectors...
I don't know much abt u,
and ur music goes ovr my head
but ppl keep telling me is brilliant.

All I know is that u have 3 altbaguettes in ur band
Used wikipedia 2 find ur names
Amber Coffman
Angel Deradoorian
Haley Dekle

I think HALEY is pictured above
and it seems like she was holding some sort of 'progressive sex toy'

Maybe it is a percussion instrument
maybe it is a brush / comb
I don't really know
but I do know the power of the altbaguette
and 'loading ur band' with 3 altbaguettes is a killer move
by that 1 dude in the band

This is ''Amber Coffman'

She's chill, but might just stick on #Team_Haley
but u know the old saying
'U can never say no 2 a Grade-A altbaguette'

Oh dirty projjies
screaming on stage in harmony
turns me on like crazy
the sweet sounds of ur voices
thinking abt moving to Brooklyn
and being in a meaningful relationship with u

Don't care what ur into
sex toys
abstinence
progressive astrology
mainstream religion
going back 2 school to get ur master's/doctorate

I want 2 be with u
and I can ride the sex toy wave
if ur in2 that

Really dig that the DirtProj bro added 3 altbaguettes 2 his band

Do yall <3 the dirty projjies?
Do u think they need to re-release Bitte Orca with Haley on the cover?

Who is the hottest/keutest/alt-est Dirty Proj?

What would yall do with for 1 hour with a conceptual sex toy + a Dirty Proj altbaguette?

What kind of sex toy/instrument is she using?

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