Just listened to the hit 2k10 album by the Best Coast
and decided that it changed my life
googled multiple pictures of Bethany Cosentino (lead singer)
her husband WAVVES bro
and her cat Snacks

I sit alone in my room
dreaming that I am their child
getting to be around them
traveling on the road with them
feeding Snacks
Watching them smoke dank
Watching them watch tv
Watching them make love

I am a part of their fuzzy buzzy family
I am important to them
I hear Best Coast's demos b4 any1 else
I inspire her songs

...but then I wake up
I am alone in my room
and Bethany is touring across the country

I have 2 get her attn
I have to show her that I love her, I love California, I love cats
I will get a tattoo just like her

sometimes I dress up like bethany
cut my hair like bethany
tuck my peen between my legs, creating a mangina
pretending 2 be Bethany

I am the ultimate Best Coast fan
I understand all of her lyrics
I follow her on twitter and respond 2 every1 of her tweets like she is talking 2 me

I am Bethany's BFF
I spray painted my cat orange so it would look more like Snacks

Has this fan 'gone too far'?
Does this look like a 'crappy tattoo'/crappy tattoo artist doodled this on the fan?
Would u ever get a tattoo of a buzzband?
What happens if a buzzband is no longer relevant in 1-10 years?
Does Best Coast resonate with Californian females?
Which buzzband would u get a tatty of?

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Best Coast is a fuzzy buzzy band that sings abt dank, California, boys, and kitty cats

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