Ariel Pink was recently playing a show in Houston, TX, and he decided to do some rowdy ass crowd surfing, and he was vibing out, riding fans, getting tossed around, but then fans got all crazy and were tugging everywhere, yanking to and fro, and he was all like "nooo put me down" but they were crazy just like when the Beatles came to America so the music was loud and fans were just like 'hell no, we are not putting u down' but Ariel was like 'plz, I'm just wearing a flower print shirt' and the fans were like 'ur soo sexie Ariel' and he was like 'listen, I feel really comfortable, plz put me down' but the crowd would not stop partying to his lofi fuzz james and things were so out of hand so then they got really aggressive, started ripping his clothes, and fans eventually tried to pull his pants down, and Ariel was like 'aw hell naw' and rolled on to the stage and escaped from the mosh pit, but it was too late because they already fondled his peen and some1 with a youtube video camera got a shot of his nice, firm lil ass and was like "See u on youtube, Ariel!"

Do u think Ariel has a nice ass?

Should fans 'chill out' when indie rock gods are crowdsurfing?
Was it unchill 4 fans to pull down his pants, or does Ariel need 2 go buy a belt?
Is it only cool to try to fingerbang a is crowdsurfing artist when they are a female?
Do yall have a lot of respect for Alice Glass because she really 'covers up her goodies' before she goes in2 the crowd?
Does crowdsurfing at Ariel Pink shows mean that he has 'made it'?
Has Ariel Pink ever crowdsurfed on u, and have u fondled his junk?
If u could fondle a crowdsurfing male indie celeb, who would it be?
Ezra Koenig? Twin Shadbro? The dude from Crystal Castles? Chaz Bundick? Ernie Greene?
R u worried abt Ariel's safety?
Does Ariel have the best a$$ in indie music?

Ariel Pink

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Ariel Pink is a 'lofi genius/wizard/mastermind' who has transitioned his brand to 'relevant indie buzzband status' in 2k10.

Lists: Producers, drug users, lofi, indie hunks, Californians

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