Jimmy Kimmel says 'Hey yall this is my show. Check out this buzzband called Crystal Castles abt to play Baptism. Unfortunately Robert Smith cancelled on them so Alice Glass is going 2 be singing."

They show the stage, which is sponsored by Bud Light.

They show Ethan Kath pretending to press buttons on his gadget noisemaking toys.

Alice Glass starts out sprawled out on the stage, most likely sober.

Alice Glass breathes heavily in2 the mic.

Alice Glass starts to yell into the mic.

The drummer bro makes his drumset all alt.

We discover that Alice Glass is in fact eating a lollipop on stage.

Alice yells into the mic

Ethan pretends to press buttons

Alice Glass stands on drumset

Ethan continues to pretend to play live music

Alice does her thing
Alice yells
Alice rolls around
Alice Glass is Alice Glass

Ethan presses 'stop' on his mp3 player
The performance is ovr.

The band goes backstage
They say 'That rlly wasn't our element, but I'll bet we crushed it.'
Alice drinks a lil bit of whiskey, looks up at the stars
and says "I hope they show Kimmel in Canada so my mom can see. She'd be really proud right now."
Ethan says, "She sure would be. She sure would be."

[Enter Random indie fan altbro]

Random Altbro says: "Yall were great on Kimmel!"

Jimmy Fallon sits alone in his sweet apartment in New York City watching the Crystal Castles performance. He picks up the phone to call his music booking staffer.

Jimmy Fallon: We're going to need a lot more alt indie buzzbands. I don't want to lose to Kimmel or Conan in the great buzzband wars of 2k11. We have to book more buzzbands, we have to get more blog coverage.

....TO BE CONTINUED....
LATE NIGHT ALT BUZZBANDS WARS

Which show will book the most alt buzzbands?
Who is the funniest: Kimmel, Fallon, or Conan?
Is Jay Leno so mnstrm that he is alt now?
Did Crystal Castles 'crush it' on Kimmel?
Do u wish Alice Glass would metaphorically suck on ur lollipop?
Do u think the lollipop is Alice Glass's new on-stage gimmick?

Do u think this performance helped them 2 get more fans?

Crystal Castles

Buzzband

Crystal Castles are an 8 bit bleep bloop band from Canada.

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Alice Glass

Alternative Celebrity

Alice Glass is the lead singer of Crystal Castles. She is known for her KrAzY onStAgE aNtiCs.

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Ethan Kath

Alternative Celebrity

Ethan Kath is the 'genius' behind Crystal Castles.

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