Hi
I'm Wally: The Sample Based Dog
(also known as a mutt)

My owner is Gregg Gillis, also known as the Girl Talk
He recently tweeted a picture of me
2 take my brand to the next level
I have a lot of shit planned

Probs gonna start a twitter, a blog, and a youtube channel
Work on carving out my own web presence so that I can be a relevant alternative celebrity
in the indiesphere
Get coverage

Probs gonna make Gregg put me on his next album cover
Snacks got that type of VIP treatment from Besty
But she's a broke ass trick
h8 that cat. Looks hella lame on the cover

Just want yall all to join #TeamWally
I'm a chill bro--I promise.

U can call me Wally the Dog
But most of my friends call me Wally Talk
Gregg is generally a chill bro
but kinda gets annoying when he is working on his album
so I tell his ass to 'put his headphones on'
so that I don't have to hear ghetto ass rap samples all day
Personally, I think he peaked with Night Ripper
but u know... whatever pays the bills
Don't care if he just plays college campuses and lamestream bars any more
At the end of the day
U gotta pay the bills
but more importantly
U gotta feed Wally Talk

Do yall <3 Wally Talk?
Does he seem 'chill'?
R u on #TeamSnacks or #TeamWally?
Are dogs better pets than cats?
Are dogs for 'grown ass men'?
Are cats for 'lonely females'?
Which indie pet has a more promising career?
Will Gregg Gillis put in the necessary resources 2 make sure Wally the Dog has a bloggable career?
Do u wish the blogosphere would stop focusing on animals, and start focusing on blogworthy mp3s?

Wally the Dog

Alternative Celebrity

Wally the Dog is the sample-based dog that belongs 2 Girl Talk. He is known for h8ing Snacks the Cat.

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Girl Talk

Alternative Celebrity, DJ

Girl Talk is a laptop DJ who got big in the bloghouse era but really just produces generic, well-branded mix tapes.

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Snacks the Cat

Alternative Celebrity

Snacks the Cat is the lovable kitty kat who belongs to Best Coast's "Bethany Cosentino." Snacks is often credited as being the creative mastermind behind Best Coast.

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