Ariel Pink is known as 'the god of modern lofi', but there was actually a crazier, lofi-ier SOB who came along before him named R. Stevie Moore. Tons of pure fans of crappy-yet-brilliant lofi pop fans claim that Moore is way more authentic than Ariel, and Ariel totally sold out bc his last album reached the 'mainstream indie masses', but at the end of the day, Ariel Pink will die sitting on a pile of buzz dollars, while R. Stevie Moore will probably still have to partake in seasonal employment, working as Santa Claus around the Christmas holidays.

Enough discussion abt the mainstreamification of lofi, check out Ariel's new hairdo!

BB! I love love LOVE the bangs! Ur a true fashion innovator, and QT Pie. Say what u will about who is the true King of Lofi--one thing we know 4 sure is that ur the King of Keut male bangs. Ariel has surely outdone the Win Butler haircut, the Bradford Cox haircut, the Alan Palombro, and the Jack Donny-hueys shaved head.

Piper Kaplan of the buzzband Puro Instinct looks good, too, bb! How are u and ur sister? Hope they make a sexi new music video sometime soon.

Who is the King of Lofi?
Does Ariel look good with his new bangs?
Do u ever wish u got to chill with lofi indie royalty, or are u more into the dubstep VIP scene?
Is R. Stevie Moore 'better than' Ariel Pink?
Who is 'crazier'?
Who has a higher 'net worth'?
Who has a higher 'net buzz worth' [adjusted 4 buzz inflation/deflation]?
R u gonna get man bangs?

PREVIOUSLY: MAN BANG BRO

Ariel Pink

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Ariel Pink is a 'lofi genius/wizard/mastermind' who has transitioned his brand to 'relevant indie buzzband status' in 2k10.

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Piper Kaplan

Alternative Celebrity

Piper Kaplan is the QT lead singer of Puro Instinct.

Lists: indie songstresses, QTs

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