Das Racist frontman Heems threatens to commit suicide after low Pitchfork score


Heems is known as the zany frontman for the popular indie rap group Das Racist. Although they are non-black minorities, they are seeking credibility in 'the hip hop game' and in 'the indiesphere.' Unfortunately, their latest album was PANNED by Pitchfork. He has been sent into a dark spiral, with his mind clouded with more questions than answers. He wants the pain to stop... It seems like he is sending out some 'I just want 2 sleep 4evr' vibes...

I am not sure if many low-level, non-relevant alts realize this, but alternative celebrities are people too. They have wants, needs, emotions, feelings, dreams, and everything else that 'commoners' have, except in a much more relevant way. This can lead to dark periods where they wonder why journalists, blogs, and critics and h8rz want to harsh their vibes. They have created a product that exists 2 be judged, and represents who they are as humans. It hurts when some1 says that you wasted ur time and ur not relevant.

It seems as though Heems is in a very dark place. All we can do is #pray4heems. May u stay alive, even after ur darkest bender.

#pray4heems

Do u think he has something 2 live 4?
Did Das Racist deserve 2 get panned?
Will Heems 'off himself'?
Does 'it get better' 4 buzzbands?
Is Das Racist more relevant relevant than ever?
Have they 'made the leap'?
Who will be the first alt celeb to commit suicide?

Das Racist

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Das Racist is some sort of post-ironic rap group.

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