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I remember when Scarlett Johannson was an 'up and coming alt actress'. She got alt cred for starring in 'Lost in Translation', but then sorta went mainstream, except every1 realized she was just a hot body with a pair of BANGING cha-chas that couldn't actually act. Looking back, we realize that Lost In Translation 'didn't even say anything' and it was basically just 'trying too hard 2 be deep' and Bill Murray sorta just pooped around on screen.

Anyways, it looks like ScarJo got a 'makeover' and she looks like Alice Glass if Alice Glass decided to be a mainstreamer/Grade-A Hollywood lamestreamer. I hope that never happens. I always want Alice Glass 2 be Alice Glass..

Oh Alice...
No1 compares 2 u...
ScarJo who?
#TeamAlice

Do u think ScarJo is 'trying 2 be Alice'?
Will there ever be an Alice Glass?
Will Alice Glass headline #OccupyWallStreet?
Did ScarJo's career 'tank' or 'succeed'?
Is there such think as 'a mainstream version of Alice Glass'?

Alice Glass

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Alice Glass is the lead singer of Crystal Castles. She is known for her KrAzY onStAgE aNtiCs.

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