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Tony, Toni, Tone...
What were u thinking, Tony Gonzalez?
I know ur from France
being the frontman of M83

But cmon bro...
Lighting bolt guitar strap?
Ur the lead singer of a relevant buzzband
And ur wearing a lighting bolt strap?

Cmon bro...
Ur a ROCK STAR
If I were a tween who wanted to play guitar
and my cool stepdad took me 2 guitar center
to buy a crappy starter guitar that would eventually gather dust
I might pick that strap

But ur a ROCK STAR
U eat PUSSIE 4 lunch, bro
Ur above the lightning bolt
Maybe go for something 'classic' / solid

Hell, maybe get something customized
Maybe ur strap could say 'The EmEighteethrees'
Or 'Tony Effing Gonzo'
or 'Hurry Up.We're Dreaming...'

I'm just sayin', bro
Man Up
It's time 2 leave behind ur old guitar strap
goodnite, sweet lighting bolt

Oh Tony Gonzalez... What are we going 2 do with u, bb!?

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Anthony Gonzalez is the lead singer frontman of the meaningful electrowave band M83.

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