The Hot Altbaguette from Chairlift spotted jimmyjangling an unidentified instrument. What is it?
Photo by Erez Avissar


HIPSTER RUNOFF is the #1 leading source for all late breaking occurrences of relevant female singers JIMMY JANGLING tambourines. However, we CANNOT identify what is being jimmy jangled in this photograph. We currently have our research department making calls, attempting to find out what exactly is being jimmy jangled.

We are dedicated to following up on this story, delivering the TRUE, UNCOVERED story behind this unidentified jimmyjangled object by Caroline Polachek of Chairlift.

As you know, we were ON THE SCENE when Zooey Deschanel Jimmy Jangled her first tambourine. She truly has taken the entire jimmyjangle movement to new levels.

We also followed up on the story when Zooey Deschanel jimmy jangled a tambourine in a sailor outfit.

We were there when Regine Chassagne jimmyjangled a tambourine with the dude from Pearl Jam.

There have been many great jimmyjangling moments in indie rock history. We will not let this one slip thru the cracks.

Does n e 1 know what is being JimmyJangled in this picture?

Please comment below, or contact us using the ALT REPORT TIP LINE.

Caroline Polachek

Alternative Celebrity

Caroline Polachek is the female vocalist & star of electro band Chairlift.

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Chairlift

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Chairlift is a Brooklyn-based electro group. You may know them as the people who had that one song ("Bruises") in that random Apple (iPod) commercial in 2k10.

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