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Oh Diplo BB....
U've got it all
Fame
Fortune
A new hit book
Hit mp3s that DJs all around the world play
Women in different area codes
Women in different country codes
Ur own record label
A Blackburry commersh
Amazing turntable skills
Amazing Pro Tools/Ableton/Live/GarageBand skills
Friends with relevant humans like Steve Aoki
Tons of ethnic 'dancers and hype men' who u can pay in the currency of 'fun'

But most of all...
U've got a BANGIN BOD, bb!
Standing next to Steve Aoki
Showing it off

Sometimes I fall asleep dreaming of being ur DJ princess
U'll fall SO in love with me that u will take me to all ur gigs with u
We'll be an alt power couple
And we will dominate the scene
but every night, we'll fall asleep next 2 one another
Just happy that we r TOGETHER

We'll live hard, live fast
Eventually I will integrate myself into your brand and business decisions
Eventually leading to the downfall of ur career
U will have to pick between ME and UR CAREER

U will pick ur career
the morning after we breakup after a gig in Moscow
I will overdose on Russian-grade ketamine
U will burn my body and claim I disappeared into the Russian wilderness

While I am in heaven, looking down at u dealing with the disposal of my body
I'll understand that it is not a crime
It is a crime of passion
And the only person I ever felt something 4 was u

Sigh...
My mind moves so fast when I'm dreaming...

Diplo has it all...
but most importantly

U LOOK GOOD, BB!

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Does Diplo have it all?
Is he the hunkiest DJ in the game?
Do u ever wish u could be his DJ princess?
Do u ever wish u could be in a relaish with some1 famesies?

Diplo

DJ, Alternative Celebrity

Diplo is a relevant alt DJ and producer.

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