The Lana Del Report has been HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL, representing a new editorial direction for HIPSTER RUNOFF. However, the reviews are in. Despite the rampant cries of 'SLUT SHAMER!', it seems as though Carles is getting his due as the 'last real nigga' in the blogging game. While many other indie, rock, and pop critics and blogspot content farms have attempted to cover LDR with a hard-hitting, unique point of view, they have all failed, perhaps signaling the death of music criticism as whole, mainly bc no1 cares.

Carles has truly stomped all over traditional standards of music criticism, making the old voices of yesteryear sound naggier and more out of touch with reality than ever. Now, some local New York Zine called 'The New Yorker' has praised Carles for being a breath of fresh air in the great content purge of 2k12.

The truth is, you can't talk about Lana Del Rey without talking about Carles and his popular weblog HIPSTER RUNOFF. Carles and Lana have a synergistic relationship, and both of them could very well go down in flames 2gether. But today... They celebrate.

The allegedly homemade clip for her single “Video Games,” from the new album, has racked up more than twenty-one million views on YouTube since it was posted, last August; the song has gone into the Top Ten in the U.K. and several other countries; and the popular blog Hipster Runoff has rebranded itself the Lana Del Report, with the pseudonymous author Carles writing dozens of obsessive ruminations about her.

Does n e 1 know if 'pseudonymous' means that Carles is 'killing it', 'nailing it', and 'game-over-ing' it on the reg?

Carles has truly been the only bright spot in the Lana Del Rey lifecycle.

Much of the rest of the Internet is equally interested in Del Rey, although few commenters have been as amusing as Carles.

Say what you will about 'Born to Die', but it is clear that the real story here is the Carlesian Renaissance that We Are All Witnesses. #Carles_Witness

Say what u will about LDR's album, but at the end of the day, she's one of the greatest human memes in the history of the indiesphere, and they cannot take that away from her. And you can't take away what Carles has done. When the blogosphere finally burns down in the great blog fire of 2k13, Carles's words will live on forever in the hearts and minds of the most relevant humans on Earth.

Is Carles 'killing it'?
Is Carles 'nailing it'?
Is Carles 'beating a dead horse meme'?
Is Carles 'effing reaming'?
Is Carles 'pegging it'?
Is Carles 'slaughtering it'?
Is Carles 'juicing it'?
Has Carles 'gone too far'?
Has Carles 'effing lost it'?
Is Carles the only bright spot of the LDR meme lifecycle?

Lana Del Rey

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Lana Del Rey is a hot female indie singer. She is 'mad controversial.'

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Carles

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