Just this weekend, Zooey Deschanel tweeted this picture of another woman holding her. For the first time in what seems like forever, I feel like I'm looking at a picture of Zooey where she looks like she is at peace, comforted by the embrace of another human. I don't mean 2 fuel 'zooey deschanel lesbian rumors', but I rlly just want her 2 be happy. I don't believe in 'gender' or any sort of assigned sexuality [via societal standards]. I want Ben to be happy too... One day, Ben and Zooey will both find happiness, even if it is not together. Who is this mystery woman?

After doing some internet research, I learned that the woman is actually named Whitney Cummings. She stars on some NBC comedy sitcom called 'Whitney', which tells the tale of a white woman in a whimsical world. I guess it is basically NBC's version of 'New Girl', so it makes sense that ZoZo and WhiWhi understand one another perfectly. They are the same person, except just on different networks....

Do u think Ben is jeally?
Is she just having 'girl time', creating internet content to improve her profile?
What's the difference between bronoodling and canoodling?
Does ZoZo 'finally look happy'?
Would ZoZo ever 'go lez' to 'pull an Anne Heche' into the hearts of mainstreamers?
Should she d8 Ellen?
Have u ever watched 'New Girl' or 'Whitney'?
Does Whitney look like she has a 'bangin' Chelsea-Handler like body?

Zooey Deschanel

Actor, Alternative Celebrity

Zooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.

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