Bon Iver won a Grammy, and gave one of the worst speeches all time in the history of in the history of indie and mainstream awards acceptance speeches. By 'trying to make a scene' on the Grammy stage, he marginalized his entire existence into a meme, which was then 'mocked' on SNL bc he is officially a part of mainstream culture as 'that crazy, boring guy from the woods.'

Justin Timberlake is 'desperately trying' 2 be an SNL-funny man, although he should be singing soft R&B songs for white girls 2 cream their panties over. Ever since he played that Napster guy in The Brocial Network, it is clear that he is obsessed with becoming a mnstrm

Perhaps Timberlake is attempting to become an indie band, since he is participating in the art of 'Indie Pandering.' I'd expect this type of behavior between two indie bands on twitter, but creating a sign to overcompensate for 'making a bitch' outta him after he brought his snooze waves 2 the stage just a few week ago seemed like he was 'trying 2 hard.'

Was this sketch 'effing boring'?
Why is no1 talking abt Beyonce's fake baby?
Are Maya Rudolph and Amy Poehler the least funny, yet overhyped female castmembers of all time?
Did Justin Timberlake 'straight bitch' Justin Vernon?
Is Bon Iver 'riding high' after winning a Grammy?
Is Bon Iver part of the mainstream cultural lexicon zeitgeist?
Will they be forced to change their sound to adapt 2 mnstrm masses?
Will Justin Vernon get to 'upgrade' from collab-ing with James Blake level C-rate alt celebs, and now get to bronoodling with Kanye, JT, and Bruce Hornsby?

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Bon Iver is a bearded man from a Midwestern forest who sounds like Bruce Hornsby and once collab-ed with Kanye West.

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