Out of nowhere, Zooey Deschanel tweeted BREAKING indie news out of nowhere. She has a sister! We cannot confirm why Zooey didn't u tell us sooner. Was she hidden in a basement or something? Was Emily the 'bad kid' who got sent away 2 reform school / tween rehab? All we know is that we can celebrate the creation of a new Deschanel. We can only hope that Emma (EmEm) soon launches an indie music, film, content farm, and lifestyle branding career.

Emily BB! U look banging! When r u gonna launch an indie film career, following in the tread of the path that ur little sister ZoZo has carved?

It's gotta be hard for Emily Deschanel 2 know that her little sister is WAY more successful & rich than her, but do u think that Emily is 'prettier' / BANGIN-er than ZoZo? There's prob ALWAYS been a lot of competish between them, which is why Zooey has alternawhimsical taste.

Emily Deschanel is apparently on some TV Show called "Bones." I am not sure if that is a pornographic film, indicating that she has fallen upon hard times while Zooey's network TV superstardom has her 'makin mad bank'.

R u on #TeamEmma or #TeamZoZo Deschanny?
Where did this sister come from?
Do u have any brothers or sisters that u've never heard of?
Did ur parents hide any of ur bros or sisses bc they were 'a disappointment'?
Do u wish u had the Deschanel bloodline?

Emily Deschanel

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Emily Deschanel is sisters with famous indie Renaissance woman Zooey Deschanel.

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Zooey Deschanel

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Zooey Deschanel is an actress turned indie songstress in the mediocre buzzband She & Him.

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