I love LOVE LOVE Davey Guetta and his CLUB BANGERS. He honestly knows how to get a club movin' and grovin'.

HOnestly though, I haven't been to a club in so long. I just can't find cute clothes for a gal my size. Everything that would be remotely sexy makes me look like I am some sort of animal on a wild life refuge, or even a exotic game hunting ranch. Needless to say, it is NOT desirable to live ur life in fear of being hunted!

David Guetta is honestly the #1 DJ EVR. I had a dream that he flew me on a private jet to his private Ibiza Island home and made love to me on the beach. But then it turned into a nightmare because a sand crab crawled into my hoo-ha... Needless to say, any dream where u have to undergo sandcrab extraction surgery is NOT a pleasant one, even if they bring u hospital Jello in ur dream. My exBF was a meanie who would always make me have Jello ready for him when he came home. Who does he think I am--Bill Cosby?

Ur hands are gonna be saved forever at the Rock N Roll Hall of fame, bb! One time I accidentally fell in wet concrete by my house. Unfortunately, it did not preserve my hand print, but instead what looks like a beached whale struggling to save its own life by getting back to the water. :-( #emberresing

I LOVE LOVE LOVE his song (ft Usher)

Davey Guetta has it all! I wanna see him DJ! I guess I'll just have to settle 4 listening 2 him in my car, but one of the speakers is broken. I gotta see if the Geek Squad can put a new 1 in.