Perez BB! Is that U! U honestly look BANGIN and HEALTHY without ur shirt on. Part of me wishes that u would take off those pants and send me a penis shot sext sex pic!

Ugh. I am actually pretty jealous of u. I wish I could start a blog that completely metamorphisized my self image into a beautaful butterfly. But I'm sorta just stuck being a tubby McGoo Tub. :-( I really need 2 start a famous pop culture blog that turns me in2 a mainstream media giant so that I can hire a personal trainer instead of that ASS HOLE 20 year old trainer named Julio who laughed at me while I did squats. Go Spike ur hair, butt hole!

How did u do it, bb? I NEED ur #weight_loss_tips!

U r truely a symbol of hope, and i believe that as soon as I get my gym membership, I will DROP so many labels (lbs). I am still addicted 2 fastfood, tho. It is just so cheap and tastes yummy and salty and it is CONVENIENT because there is a JackNTheBox right next to where I work.

Ur my thinspiration, bb!

Don't get too skinny or else u might become a twink! I want u 2 be my otter 4evr, bb!
Yummy!