Ugh. Kate Middleton is a BITCH... well... I mean I am happy for her, but I am just thinking...
Will I EVER be married? Will I ever find a prince? What will my wedding budget be? Will I be able to fit into a cute wedding dress?
The wedding was beautiful. I wish I could have studied abroad and become a member of the royal family, but the most regal person at community college was this one guy whose parents owned a few Chili's franchise locations.
What DIET was Kate on, bc her body is BANGING and I can't WAIT to see her bikini bod on the beach.
Prince William is hot, but I wish he would shave his head bald like an alt rocker and maybe buff up and get tattoos.
I am HAPPY for them, but I feel like there are a lot of problems in my life that make me jealous and sad of the happiness and fortune that other people have while I am stuck at my desk job.
