Gaga BB! why r u so HOT and CREATIVE?

Honestly I had a dream that I was u. But then I WOKE UP and had to go to my real job. #FML

U look good doing some promo for Best Buy. I shop there now that Circuit City is closed. I love buying music there! My CD binder is srsly almost full! I lovelovelove album art and creative jewel cases. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE buying off iTunes, but my Honda Civic is old and doesnt have an iPod connection and my CD player is old so it doesnt play burnt CDs. I remember when my exBF worked at a speaker and car window tinting shop, he promised he'd pimp my ride. But the only thing he pimped was my body, and I ended up doing a 2 month stint as a trafficked human before the cops busted him. I testified against him and only served 2 days of a 30 day sentence. I miss my prison BF (she was a girl).

Gaga LOOKS GOOD! Cher who? #TeamGags

#TeamGaga!