Wayne BB! I would LOVE to go on a jet-ski with u. I'll wrap my arms around ur firm body and hold on tight. Unfortunately, u r little, but I am not. I am kinda big.

but honestly, I am too hefty for jetskis. I got on one at the lake a few years ago, and it just started to sink. HOnestly reminded me of the anxiety I got during the non-steamy scenes of Titanic. I can't really swim either,so I just sank and every1 was laughing at me, even though I was under water for 4 minutes before they saved me. They had to bring an industrial strength crane to save me. It was emberrisng, but i am happy to be alive. Me exBF rode away on a motorboat and never came back. Breakups are hard when some1 just GIVES UP on u and ur dreams and rides away on a motorboat.

I miss the sea. I love the feeling of the sand beneath my toes.

Lil WAYNe is AMAZING! Kanye who? Jay-Z who?
#teamWayne