Lady Gaga! No! What happened? Who tied u up and took sexie pix? Honestly, even though u r captured like a sex slave, there is something VERY sexie abt u.
I remember 1 time my ex got really into bondage. He installed a sex swing in our living room, and would leave me hog tied for days, feeding me slop which was a yummy mix of chicken broth, Lucky Charms, Greek yogurt (#health_tips), Lil Smokie sausages, and soggy Cheese Nips. In hindsight, it was kinda embarassing, but it did TURN ME ON. It did not end well bc a health and human services inspector eventually came to our house, and he was sent 2 jail for a year. he never forgave me.
There is no way I looked as hot as Gaga did in her shoot. I HATE when men take nude pix of me bc they just end up on mean mssg boards on the internet. I hate being referred 2 as 'Flabby Flappy Goo Monster.'
Gaga LOOKS HOT and even though her cha-chas are FLOPPY, mine are MUCH FLOPPIER. They are MASSIVE pancake-like structures, except they are obvi not as tasty as McDonalds hotcakes. U look good, Gaga, bb!
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