Lindsay BB! OMG I love ur progressive tankini! Even though u got naked and showed off ur cha-chas in Playboy Magazine, I believe this SEXI photoshoot with Maxim Australia is WAY more classy, especially 4 a girl like u.
I've been a fan of u since the beginning, so it has been simply AMAZING to watch u morph into a woman. I remember when u were just a flat-chested sweetheart, but now it seems like u have the BEST all-natural breasteses in the entire world. I feel jeal because I am generally flat, except my pancake cha-chas are filled with fattie tissues that will be IMPOSSIBLE 2 lose. I wish I had ur bosom volume! those things deserve their own area codes! #jeal
I honestly hope ur doing alright. Sometimes I read headlines abt u and I get scared, but u look HEALTHY and HAPPIE in this photoshoot. I REALLY need to hit the gym after seeing ur bod. I will NEVEr fit into a tankini, much less a big one piece. I will probably not be able to lose THAT much weight by spring break because I have to work a lot, so if I do get in the lazy river at my local theme park, I will most likely be wearing a big, baggy Looney Tunes tee. :-(
I REALLY don't want to run into my ex who works at my favorite nacho cart at my regional Six Flags theme park. He's a butt! He never puts enough catsup on my dog!
Lindsey BB! U look good, BB! U will ALWAYS have a BANGIN bod! I live 4 u!
