CHRISTINA BB! OH NO! I WILL NEVER GET OVER WHAT HAPPENED 2 U WHILE U were singing at Etta James's funeral. Don't get me wrong, Etta was a BIG, BEAUTIFUL woman, but I honestly believe that when ur career is over, u will be bigger and beautifuller.

Is that period juice dripping down ur leg? I HATE it when that happens. Honestly, that usually only happens to me when I'm wearing pants. Sometimes I'll have to stop at a fast food restaurant and create a makeship tampon out of straws and napkins. It's gross, but it gets the job done. I love Xtina bc she is so drrrty. I wanna get more exploritory in the bed room!

The truth is, ur BEAUTAFUL enough to be a diva any day of the week, no matter what happens.

It's NOT ur fault. This is just what NATURALLY happens, part of the birds and the bees, as they say. Blogs need to BACK OFF and not humiliate u just becasue ur doing something natural and u forgot to stick a tampon or a pad with wings up your choo-cha to stop the bleeding. It sucks. One time my ex DUMPED ME because I perioded on his new sneakers! I swear he loved those things more than me.

Her Crimson Tide period honestly looks good. Sometimes mine comes out green and brown due to a serious of health complications. Don't let them slutshame u, XTina BB! When it's all said and done U have WON the war against Brittney Spears!

Brittney who? #TeamXtina