Miley BB! I LOVE LOVE LOVE cake! It is honestly my fave! There is this erotic cake shop by my house, and I have ALWAYS been tempted to go in, but I get self conscious. :-(

The truth is, I haven't been around a peen in a long time. One of my girlfriends suggested that I should get a #vibrator, but I am just sorta paranoid about sticking random things in my vajeng. Ya know what I mean? Like do I have to get Clorox wipes and clean it every time I put it in my cooch or just run it under some warm water? Last time I used a vibrator, a battery actually was stuck inside of me for 2 weeks and I had to have surgery to remove getting tangled in my fallopian tubes.

This party looks SO FUN! I want a peen cake! I bet it tastes good, and it gets u turned on! Honestly, I haven't been with a man in so long that I would probably try to make love to that peen. Sometimes I feel like an animal in heat.

Miley BB! I am glad u have BECOME A WOMAN and now u can EXPLORE UR SEXUALITY. The truth is, if I had a BF and a stable RELATIOnSHIP, I would DEFANTELY be introducing food into the bedroom.

Taylor Swift who? #TeamMiley4evr!

Call me next time u go out, girl!

I want a peen cake!