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2007

God Bless America

New Year’s Resolutions:
1. Search for meaning.
2. Be a better blogger
3. Take life seriously enough to blog about.
4. Embrace the power of the blogosphere
5. Convince others to back up their hard drives

Songs of the day:

Party Time 2000 – Miss New Booty (Party Time 2000 Remix)
This is a song about searching for meaning.

Renewal Plan vs Party Time 2000 – Elizabethtown
This is a song about douche bags who shop at Whole Foods while searching for meaning. Please feel free to comment: Do you prefer Patagonia or North Face? This was also the last song that Saddam Hussein listened to before he died. Does any one know what Saddam’s last meal was? Timothy McVeigh had an all-dessert last meal.

Hot Chip – So Glad To See You
Hot Chip’s songs are deeper than the Postal Service and Dntel combined. In ‘So Glad To See You’, Hot Chip effectively honors Generation Y’s desire to find love that matches the intensity of the connection between Zach Braff and Natalie Portman in 1999’s Hit Movie ‘Garden State.’

Read more about Timothy McVeigh’s last moments of life here.

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8 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    first

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  2. blogapotamus
    Posted June 16, 2008 at 1:56 pm | Permalink

    was this really when you started crles? i dont know if i can go back any further.. maybe you need an faq section

    you definitely need more user interaction

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  3. Anonymous
    Posted August 15, 2008 at 8:20 pm | Permalink

    wow is this really the first HRO post. It feels like i’m reading the first few pages of the bible.

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    //////////Reply by polaroid_pancakes
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    @Anonymous, the first few pages of the ‘ALT bible’

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  4. toenailz
    Posted November 11, 2008 at 11:27 pm | Permalink

    this is so beautiful

    2/1/07 NVR 4GET

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  5. Posted July 15, 2009 at 8:23 pm | Permalink

    def not the first post. but it ‘makes sense’ this way

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  6. erc
    Posted July 24, 2009 at 1:29 am | Permalink

    :’J

    Reply

  7. BlipsterCambridge
    Posted August 8, 2009 at 5:28 pm | Permalink

    I jerk it to this entry every 21 days.

    Reply

  8. Posted September 7, 2009 at 5:00 am | Permalink

    miss you carles

    Reply

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